Saturday, September 06, 2014

Guy who listens to super loud music thru earphones...

Asks me if I have any DVDs on Kurt Cobain.  I look it up and ask him if he'd like me to place a request.

No, he says, what about The Who.  (Same answer from me).

Well what about Led Zeppelin?  (Sorry, that is checked out).

Well then can you help me put this DVD (Visions of Scotland) into the computer?  That I can do.

Friday, September 05, 2014

A different request

Hi, do you have any Consumer Report articles on baby grand pianos?

Friday, August 29, 2014

Stop hitting on me

As I'm shelving some NF I notice this creepy guy wearing sunglasses kind of following me around.  He walks right up to me and asks me if I'm going to the art fair.  No, I say, and walk away.

Later he comes to the desk and asks to change his PIN.  I ask him what four numbers he wants it to be.  He says Amy, I love that name.  I want my PIN to be a-m-y.  So I reply what four numbers do you want your PIN to be?

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tech Support

Guy on Phone: I need the customer service number for DirecTV!
Me: OK, it's 800-531-5000.
Guy: 5000?  That's not the police station, is it?

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Out the window...

Matilda says a guy just called her up and said:

“Hey…I can’t renew my books on the computer because I’m in the middle of the Pacific Ocean right now and my renewal slip just flew out the window, which is why I called and am now talking to YOU…and I sure wish YOU were here right now, heh heh heh heh heh…”

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

A really big brain fart

Guy: Wow, you really look different every time I see you!

Me: Oh, uh, really?

Guy: Yeah!  It's a good thing--you can go incognito!

Me: Well, thanks!

Guy: So I need you to help me with a really big brain fart.

Me: Okay...

Guy: How do you spell psycho...uh, psychedelic?