Life of a Liberrian
Working in the liberry isn't scary;
And I tell running kids to stop.
I order patrons to turn off their yell phones
And to mute all those crazy, annoying ring tones.
I help kids find Mother Goose
And Dr. Seuss.
And computer class
Is always a gas.
I explain these books aren't for sale
To all those who are beyond the pale.
And serve those released from jail:
No, I won't be your bride,
It's not a service we provide!