Monday, May 16, 2005

Things I say about 50 times a day

  • At the service desk, up front on the right.
  • In the back corner, by the windows.
  • In the lobby, on your left as you go out.
  • This is Marian at the reference desk, how can I help you?
  • No, you don't have to sign up. Just wait over there by the sign and take the next one that comes available.
  • There's no charge.
  • Over there, in the center shelf where it says 'Car Repair'.
  • 15 cents a page.
  • If it looks like it's turned off, press the orange button on the left side.
  • Did you press 'enter'?
  • There's a 30-minute time limit.
  • EXCUSE ME, INTERNET USERS, THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES, PLEASE FINISH YOUR WORK AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN. THANK YOU.

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