Two liberrians on our staff are "twins," call them James and John. James recently played musical liberries and transferred to our branch. They look nothing alike, but everyone gets them mixed up.
At James' other branch, the following happened today:
Max came into the liberry with his "job coach." He pointed at me, grinned, and said (in a VERY loud voice) "Hey! I know you! But where's John?"
Do you mean James?
James. The guy who used to work here. The one who looks like John.
I don't know him. [oh yes you do!] So did you and John switch places?
No, John is still at the other branch.
Then what are you doing here?
Nice to see you again, Max. Bye now!