Saturday, May 28, 2005

Why I can't return my books

A daughter called in to say that she can't return any of her dad's books. She found him dead in his apartment. He had been there for 2 weeks, so they had to throw everything away.

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"At husband's request, wife is dead. Please cancel her account."

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"Patron was found dead on doorstep. Please cancel the account."

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