Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Abbreviated RefGrunt

So tell me about this thing, on the line.
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Porn guy is escorted out.
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Girl asks me for help about 100 times to print the lyrics of all these Nine Inch Nails songs.
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Man asks for a book on American culture. I ask him for the specifics, are you taking a class. He says yes. Which class? The first one.
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I wanna donate some books. Okay, we accept a limit of three bags. (Not boxes, we have enough cockroaches). You just need to take them to the back door and ring the doorbell. No honey, they are in a huge suitcase. I want you to have it. (We aren't a garbage agency; it's not a service we provide).

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