An extremely fragrant gentleman came to ask for the updated Star Trek Encyclopedia. We have a copy in reference, then I define reference. The air smelled so bad, but I have my solution. The obvious is hand sanitizer, but my trick is crayola crayons. I'm such a crayon snob: I can't stand RoseArt or other generic waxy brands. But Crayolas are the best. Today the Brick Red one saved my life. If Crayola perfume existed, I'd buy it by the bucket!
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