Friday, June 24, 2005

Can't help

Man wheels up in his electric wheelchair: I'd like to check my existence.

Me- Genealogy?

Man- No, I don't know who my father is. My mother just died and I am not listed as one of her sons. I don't know when or where I was born.

Me- Do you have a birth certificate?

Man- Sure, but I don't believe it.

Me- Sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer.

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