Saturday, June 04, 2005

he returns

Guy who remembers my name today returns to say hi (my name). Then just stares at me for a long time. I'm thinking ... if brains were gasoline he wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle half way across a penny. Then he asks, are you guys open on the 4th of July? No. Oh, cuz I don't know when your blockbuster season is.

Then he sees the security guard and says hi (name). Yes, on a first name basis with the guard. Then he whispers to the guard, hey can you smell the alcohol on my breath?

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