So what's sin?
(Sin = looking @ porn in front of kids). It is sine. It means opposite over hypotenuse.
Then 2 hs sophomores hear me talking math so they ask for help on their final. They are working on probability, not my cup of tea. My parents almost named me Amy, so why not call me Abstract Amy. Anything having to do with numbers, probability, or calculators is a nightmare. I tell them it has been way too long since I studied factorials and permutations, sorry, I can't help you.