Caller- I want directions to Marriott in (city).
I find them and start to read them off.
Caller- Oh, so not take the (blank) freeway, turn right, turn left, then third on the right?
Oh, I thought you needed the directions.
Caller- I do.
I verify the directions, and all I hear on the other end is huge yawning. Big time yawning. Did she call just for her own entertainment?