Friday, July 01, 2005

Finally Friday

I get to work tomorrow, but it is still Finally Friday in my book.
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Porn to Precalc guy came in with a girlfriend who was looking for the book Raj as well as a guide to speak Persian and Hindi. Then she left and he went online all day.

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Shrek2.com guy needs help with the volume.

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Woman comes in wearing white spandex and fluffy grey leggings. 20 years ago she would have been in style.

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"My hotmail won't work" times twenty.

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Bus routes for the fare only.
Translation: How do I take the bus to the local fair?

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Porn to Precalc guy has had waaaaaaaay more than 30 minutes. Since he is snoozing to the tunes, I tug his headphone to get his attention. Sort of creative.

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Security guard alerted us to the guy sitting @ computer #1- his picture is listed in the sex offender gallery. What a nice crowd.

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Girl who cheats on the summer reading to get an extra pencil: Wow, how do you guys know all those numbers?
We are here every day.
Oh, so do you ever get vacations and stuff?
No, never.

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Man tells me the story about how his wife was arrested for stealing a $3.99 lipstick. The cops broke her arm. He is going to be a millionaire.

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