Saturday, July 02, 2005

Psycho Saturday

Porn to Precalc guy brings me the algebra book & shows me the problem he was telling me about yesterday. (However, I don't remember the conversation).
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Internet user walks twenty feet away and waves Thanks, have a good day!
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95% of the kids I ask to join the FREE summer reading program say that's ok or let me ask my mom and never return. I know that if I offered them a free game of Xbox or another video game they wouldn't need permission.
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The copy machine doesn't work; I can't understand the instructions. My colleague goes over to turn it on. The old man is copying pictures of girls in bikinis. Classy.
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My fan whom I can't stand mills around the desk and says - Hey Amy, Happy 4th of July!
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Mom- I'm just grasping at straws right now. My 15 year old son dropped out of school. Will you call him? His name is Adam. Tell him he needs to come to the library.
Me- That's not really a service we provide.
Mom- Please.
Me- Ok, fine.
Adam- Yello?
Me- Is Adam there? This is Amy from the library. I'm calling because I'm talking to your mom right now, and if you would like to come into the library tomorrow sometime between 1 and 5 I can help you find something interesting to read.
Adam- Whatever.
Mom- Call him back and nail him for a time.
Me-No.
Mom- Oh comeon. With God's help and your help may you guide the boy to take a turn.
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Old Lady- Do you have that movie called Heavenly Creatures? It's about Anne Perry, an author. In her early days she thought she was a lesbian and she murdered someone. Can you imagine that?
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Sex offender guy came in today. The tech staff said he always prints out pictures of wizards. Why can't he joust read?
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We're looking for pictures of Angel Gabriel for a woman to use as a stained glass pattern for her church. I find one image that she doesn't like: that looks like Fabian, doesn't it?
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Hi, I just brought in this neophite- can you show us how to work your computer system?
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Woman calls and asks me to look up the information about a small obscure company. I can't find it. So then she asks me for a list of all the professional hockey teams in America and who the owners are. Contact info too. She said it might be related to the previous question. Okie dokie.
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I want information about taking the citizenship exam. My kids are already citizens. I fix boats. I want a boat (but I think he meant vote). Never is late!

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