Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Art of Batik

Caller- Can you look something up for me in your computer?
Art of Bat-ick.
Oh, you mean Art of Batik?
No, Art of Bat-eek.
We don't have that title.
What are you talking about, hon?
I don't have the title in my database.
I don't have the title in my library.
I'm not asking you to look up the title, hon.
I'm sorry, what kind of information are you looking for?
Go online and tell me how much my shirt is worth?
That isn't something I could do over the phone. You probably have to go to an arts / crafts store and ask someone there.
Two of my friends asked and since you are reference I know you know.
Sorry, that isn't something I can help you with.
Bull. (and hangs up)

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