My favorite customer (who wants to travel sans passport): Tell me, what day do you open at 1?
And we're standing outside looking at the hours.
See, it says here, Sunday, that's tomorrow.
But why not say here?
See? Sunday: 1-5.
Oh, ha ha ha- there's no zero! I tell my daughter she wrong! I wrong!
And laughs like it is the funniest thing ever...