Friday, September 16, 2005

Jokes

A woman in her 60's stood by the desk and told me jokes while I was waiting on hold for another branch to do a shelf check:

What do you call a turtle with no shell?
Homeless.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
A stick.

What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

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