Mural

We have a new mural on the back wall near the literacy center. Paula, Frank, and Katie (she's worked here 25+ years) are on it. Who should really be there?

1. Max-- front and center with James Bond book and stack of DVDs
2. Mr. Seeeee Ya Later
3. Mr. where are School House Rock and Nascar books
4. Mr. Indian book
5. Mr. Kissy Hotcake
6. Avon Lady
7. Russian man in his shiny red scooter in high gear
8. Man who likes asking obscure questions like what does the name Florence correspond to in animals
9. Mr. No-Problem Arabic man
10. Group of boys who ask for Bruce Lee movies
11. Guy who sits in corner and coughs, never says anything
12. Man from Iraq -- Frank always helps him
13. Whiny girl- will you do my work for me?
14. Military man -- plays games on a black screen
15. Mr. I'm so happy to see you, help me with Shrek2.com
16. Kumebayah lyrics outdoorsy man
17. Mr. turn off the computer screen and stare
18. A few sex offenders (local color)
19. Attention starved math guy
20. Old man with skinny gray ponytail who took all my computer classes. He is friends with wheelchair lady, #37.
21. Creep who wrote me love letter-- perfect picture, ask Marian
22. Mr. Hmmmmmmm, by the way, do you have books on criminals, wears outrageous belts.
23. Deaf boys and their friend who stole DVD
24. Retired paratrooper with walker.
25. Guy who made me origami treasures, and to put it nicely, is always glued to the internet
26. Ebay man who wears sail boats navy t-shirt, unless he's with his girlfriend
27. Bold Irish Creep- I keep expecting to find him on sex offender list
28. Grumpy suspenders guy- his hobby is to complain about ANYTHING
29. Conspiracy guy
30. FOTL who donated stuffed cat to kids area; she used to be a grump until I killed her with kindness.
31. The loud woman with the NY accent and her sister who never says a word
32. Old lady who plays bingo and solitaire every day
33. Paranoid woman who thinks she is being stalked
34. Eclectic movie man
35. Guy who has EVERYTHING on order, especially DVD's
36. Girl who likes to come and chat with us and her mother
37. Lady who pushes empty wheelchair and looks at bio database all day
38. Woman who knows how to cause a scene, like the time she lost her bag-- what does it look like? That's your job.
39. How could I forget, hilarious man from Congo
40. Woman who thinks she dated a relative of Robert MacNamara way back when
41. DRF man
42. Local history curmudgeon
43. Reading group lady
44. Goth girl
45. Man with the green hat- always 1st to walk in every am directly to the magazines
46. 80 year old Girl Scout who never orders more than 3 CDBs at a time
47. Mr. I Can't Read
48. Man with white hat- first on internets everyday, reeks of smoke, speaks Spanish to Frank
49. Three sisters who spend hours on computer
50. Sister and brother who spend too much time on computers too; sometimes they bring in their younger red headed brother
51. Miss when is the next knitting and calligraphy class
52. Cerebral palsy guy who invited all of us to his birthday party
53. ESL women who think it is hilarious they are failing
54. The "job coaches" who do nothing
55. Napoleon Dynamite
56. Criminal who is writing his biography about his claim to fame in the 70s (I wish I could provide details)
57. Sci-fi lady I see in Michael's
58. Cute YA girl I see at the movies
59. Old retired guy with British accent who orders BBC DVDs
60. Girl in wheelchair with newborn baby
61. Arabic 6th grade kid & mother with permanent scowl
62. Arabic guys in their 20s who watch Yahoo videos all day
63. Arabic teen girls
64. Mr. when are you going to make the next announcement, always wears blue button down shirt like gas station attendant would wear
65. Match.com lady with long brown hair
66. Ozzy Osbourne fan
67. Volunteer who shelves paperbacks; makes tough decisions
68. The man who wants to research all the types of beards and beard conventions.
69. Russian girl who speaks a zillion languages
70. SETI woman
71. Guy who reeks of smoke, slurs language, plays games
72. Annoying guy who always must say Hi Amy, but gets up immediately when I make announcements (really, that picture is the perfect imitation)
73. Sweaty guy with curly hair who orders VHS, sometimes brings girlfriend
74. Mostly blind girl and brother
75. Security guard
76. Woman with squeaky walker who gets songbooks
77. Pancho Villa, Grand Canyon, Colorado River woman
78. Tall guy who goes to community college- books about child development and how can I work at the liberry?
79. Sunday classifieds lady
80. Red haired bike helmet guy who turns our screens
81. Women who have us print Clay Aiken photos
82. Strawberry Shortcake woman
83. Wizard of Oz woman- we print pictures for her painting, she imitates the Wicked Witch of the West's laugh
84. The only hs guy who attends YA programs
85. Where's the purple book, was it stolen guy
86. Guy who calls our LII promoted LIII hey fatty!
87. Skinny skateboarder dude with puffy hair, chatting all day
88. HS girl in black sweatshirt who orders Juv ATs every Sat.
89. Old man with stack of random papers of all titles he wants to read
90. Man who wants books about making candles, new books
91. Vietnam vet who wants to dictate a letter to Oprah about being on her show
92. OED guy, probably dead
93. Chomsky guy, friends with #85
94. Engineering guy who wears long sleeved white shirt and jeans, never says a word
95. Our computer techs, not a day passes when I don't call them!
96. Girl and husband want Porky Pig, and all TV shows, ask our LII-LIII waaaay personal questions, I can't mention here
97. Man with green John Deere hat
98. Woman with graying brown shoulder length hair, solitaire player
99. Old man with all the plastic bags attached to his belt, does MS Word
100. Woman who manages her own wheelchair (not electric) in the mystery book club
101. Little white girl who asks for gangsta rap CDs
102. Nice ancient gay guy and partner
103. Sweet older man with Eastern European accent who wants Standard & Poors
104. Odd guy who wants to research Buddhism and other random topics, lives across street (with many of the characters, I'm sure)
105. Marian's "super cute guy with Union Jack tattoo-- he only came in once but I will never forget him" (and I think that's fiction)
106. Handsome young Euro dude who wants to be an actor; even Frank says he's hot. (Frank is not gay but seems to be hit on by a lot of guys)
107. Blonde European hs guy who rode his bike to the liberry every day to do email.

Just realized this will have to be way more than a mural! I never knew I had so many "friends."