Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Grand Opening

We opened a new branch last week and the place was packed with regional big-wigs and customers who had waited a long time for this liberry to be built. In the midst of the reception and everyone oohing and ahhing, a customer asked me for help on the computer. I thought "Cool! My first reference question in the new branch!" He couldn't understand why he kept getting an error message when he typed in the web page he wanted. "Well sir, I'm afraid that web sites of this nature (it was a porn site!) are blocked by our filters. Might I suggest that you view this at home?" And do it now, before these politicians see what you're up to!!"

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