Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Reminds me of Max

I was just reminded of the time Max asked me if I brush my teeth, floss, and use Listerine.

Today I'm @ an all-day FrontPage training, and I went to "Bagel House" for lunch. I ask the guy if I can have a plain bagel with melted cheese. He says no. Then I ask if I can have a tuna melt without the tuna. He says no. So then I order a plain bagel and take it into the sun. A couple minutes later I go inside to get a napkin. The guy says, excuse me, you must get this all the time, but godDAMN you have beautiful blue eyes. Beautiful. GodDAMN. My name is Caesar, welcome to Bagel House.

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And I'm thinking... are you sure I can't have melted cheese on a plain bagel?

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