Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Reminds me of Max

I was just reminded of the time Max asked me if I brush my teeth, floss, and use Listerine.

Today I'm @ an all-day FrontPage training, and I went to "Bagel House" for lunch. I ask the guy if I can have a plain bagel with melted cheese. He says no. Then I ask if I can have a tuna melt without the tuna. He says no. So then I order a plain bagel and take it into the sun. A couple minutes later I go inside to get a napkin. The guy says, excuse me, you must get this all the time, but godDAMN you have beautiful blue eyes. Beautiful. GodDAMN. My name is Caesar, welcome to Bagel House.


And I'm thinking... are you sure I can't have melted cheese on a plain bagel?

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