Friday, December 23, 2005

Mr. Conspiracy Theorist Guy

The old white-haired man with ponytail and long mustach comes to the desk and starts talking about a book that he knows should be in the collection but has gone missing...He's researching his genealogy again, and knows we have the book. Mutters something about the games that "they" play because this book has disappeared. Then he starts in on military conspiracies, and about how the military runs a prostitution business. He says that G.W. Bush is setting up a new Hooters restaurant in Germany... He says: I mean, Hooters ... in Berlin, *you* figure it out.

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