A story I just remembered today--
Last year our alert security guard wasn't so alert the days before April 15. We had boxes and boxes of tax forms, and some of these were stolen and sold on the corner for $.25/each.
So, I called my dad, a retired lawyer for the IRS. Dad, is it illegal to steal and sell tax forms?
Yes, call the cops if you have a description of the guy.
Of course we couldn't catch the creep.