Guy: I want some books on farming, and gardening, and homeopathic medicine, and home remedies, and hobbies...
Me: What kind of hobbies?
Guy: Oh, just any kind, and last night I saw Bette Davis as Elizabeth I, so I need a book about Walter Raleigh and any of the men she was...fancy...with. And I need a book that has a timeline of English history.
Me: Okay, I think the books on Britain are over here.
Guy: Oh, no, it has to say English history. The ones that say "Britain" are too violent for me. And then "Great Britain" is just too "business". It's not advisable for people like me to read books about Great Britain.