Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Information Wholesale

Two nice blonde ladies come up to the desk...

NBL#1: We have to do a skit, so could you look up some blonde jokes for us?

Me: Sure, what kind do you need?

NBL#1: Oh, it doesn't matter. Just Google it and print off a couple pages.

Me: Okay...here's some. [There are pages and pages and pages] How many do you want? It's 15 cents a page.

NBL#1: Hm, maybe 3?

NBL#2: Oh, get five.

NBL#1: Well, I've got a dollar, so just give me a dollar's worth.

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