Two nice blonde ladies come up to the desk...
NBL#1: We have to do a skit, so could you look up some blonde jokes for us?
Me: Sure, what kind do you need?
NBL#1: Oh, it doesn't matter. Just Google it and print off a couple pages.
Me: Okay...here's some. [There are pages and pages and pages] How many do you want? It's 15 cents a page.
NBL#1: Hm, maybe 3?
NBL#2: Oh, get five.
NBL#1: Well, I've got a dollar, so just give me a dollar's worth.