The Lady Who Can Spare a Dime comes up to Helen:
LWCSAD: [she doesn't speak very clearly] I need some articles on Ryan Seacrest.
Helen: Articles on Ryan Seacrest?
LWCSAD: I'm in love.
Later, I'm straightening a display when I hear a voice behind me:
"Miss, you're beautiful. Are you single?"
I turn around and see it's a guy wearing a bright orange t-shirt that says
"This IS my Halloween costume".
Sadly, I'm not in fact single.