The List Guy can't find one of the books he has checked out and wants to pay for it.
Me: Why don't you wait a little while and see if you find it?
LG: No, I gave it to the witches' coven at Jack in the Box in exchange for a meal or they wouldn't let me come in there any more.
Me: Wow, I guess you'd better pay for it then.
LG: Actually my brother Dave took it for a hundred thousand dollars. But he's president now. He was elected. We both were. We're Big Dave and Big Steve. [LG's name isn't Steve]