Sunday, June 15, 2008

Ozzy

Guy: Can you find me a book on Ozzy Osbourne?

Me:
Okay.

Guy: He's a rock star. And a vampire.

Me:
Really?

Guy: Yes: someone who has teeth that come out from his mouth, and then they bite people.

2 comments:

originalslugboy said...

someone who has teeth that come out from his mouth, and then they bite people

Also, he's a vampire.

Marian The said...

You know, in case you didn't know what a vampire was...