A guy in a red velvet shirt comes up.
"I am José Lastname Lastname" (In a very CaTHtilian accent)
"I would like a book on flags. I looked for the British one in the 70s and 80s but they don't have it any more, babe. But now I need the Olympic one, with the five arrows. Do you like music? You look like my sister, did you know that? She is just like you. Gloria. Glorieta La Coqueta. I love music. I practice a lot." (Begins to sing "Eight Days A Week")
(I find the book)
"There he is!" (Points at picture of Olympic rings) "Which one are you? You're four and I'm five, babe. Like the Rolling Stones."