Sunday, August 24, 2008

Useful advice from a friendly patron

1. Don't have a woman for your best friend.

2. If you do, don't let her come over when your husband or boyfriend is home, and don't let her look over your shoulder when you put in your bank code.

3. Don't let your man know what you got.

4. To save money, buy a big jar of beans and have that every day, except Sunday, when you can have something special.

5. You can get some money of your own by having a job that your husband doesn't know about, as long as you get home before he does.

6. Don't let your family know what you got.

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