Kid (about six): Mama!!!
Mom: Brooklyn, please come here.
Kid: No, YOU come here!! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!
Mom: Okay. (comes over) Come on, get off of the computer. We're going to go get your outfit.
Kid: NO!! I DON'T WANT TO! NOTGONOTGONOTGONOTGO!!!!!!!
Mom: Okay, just a few minutes then.
(they are still there when I leave the desk)