I've been spending a lot of time on the children's desk lately, and the thing I really get a lot of entertainment out of is this:
A kid is playing games on the literacy computers, wearing the headphones and generally having a good time.
Mom: Jaden! Time to go home!
Jaden: Aw, Mom!
Jaden jumps up, forgets he is still wearing the headphones, goes about 3 feet, then is pulled backwards and falls down.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA, um, I mean, are you okay?
This totally happens like once a day.