Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Worst Library Book Ever



Why? Well, the keypad on there is a REAL keypad.
If you press a number, it goes:


DING!BONK.

If you press many numbers in succession, it goes:

DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.
DING!BONK.

If you happen to press 9-1-1, it goes:


THIS IS 911! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAP BAAAP BAAAP BAAAP BAAAP
GOOD JOB!!!

I decided it should go in the storytime collection, in my office.

3 comments:

Kelsey said...

Hahaha! I got a new one in yesterday that's about bugs and it makes bug noises. Who is in charge of ordering these obnoxious things... oh wait, it's you isn't it? ;0)

Marian The said...

No, they have moved to ordering the picture books centrally, so it's some HORRIBLE PERSON AT HQ. :)

Alex said...

Yeah, they're loud, obnoxious, and the batteries will run down on them eventually, hehe, assuming they aren't assisted by any libraries.