Lady: Can you tell me where to find the business books?
Me: Sure, what kind of thing are you looking for?
Lady: Well, my husband was here yesterday and he saw a book he wanted, but he didn't have his library card so he couldn't check it out. So he sent me to get it for him.
Me: Okay, what book was it?
Lady: Well, he didn't tell me the title or author.
Me: Then how are you supposed to know what book to get?
Lady: I don't know, it's like he thinks I have God's mind powers or something!