Do you have the repair manual for a John Deere tractor?
Do you have books on how to wash a car?
Man comes to the desk-- I'm supposed to be quiet here, huh.
Kid tells his mom (who is on the 15 min computer) that he has to go potty, over and over and over. The mother does nothing. I was ready for an accident.
Homeless woman asks where she can go to get a free lunch. An hour later, a man asks for the book Free Lunch.
Woman says under her breath-- I hope you have a doctor present. Why? I don't know.
Where can I buy size 15 women's shoes?