List Guy has turned up at this branch now. Oh, joy. Still on the Nancy Drew books, but now he also wants the plays of Sophocles.
I ask him to keep his voice down a little, and he says "my father always said that if I was going to have my voice that loud, I should be using it to praise him."
Today, he says his father is David Hasselhoff. (Previously, it was Gary Paulsen.)