Lady: I'm looking for a book on how to live in the now. My friend told me I should do that, so I'm ready to start.
Me: Well, there's this one...oh, that's at the [city an hour away] branch.
Lady: I'll go there! I have goals. I need to live in the now.
Little girl: [can barely reach the desk] What's this book about?
Me: [it's The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook] It's a cookbook. You know, with recipes?
Little girl: Oh no, I can't cook. I'm, like, I'm four.