Guy: Do you have typewriters?
Me: Well, we have A typewriter.
Guy: Just one?
(he comes back a few minutes later)
Guy: Do you have one of those rubber stamp things? You know, with the date you can change?
Me: No, sorry...we got rid of those when we got the receipt printers.
(a few minutes later, a different guy comes up)
DG: Do you still sell those 3.5 in floppy disks?
Me: Sorry, not any more.