Then she asked me if I had any breaks left in the day, and I asked her why? She said-- can I just give you my address and my daughter will meet you half way and give you the books? I said my break isn't long enough for that, and it isn't a service we provide. [I don't even know why I said my break isn't long enough; should have just said naswp first]. She said, well, what about the other people working there? I immediately said that's not a service we provide!
What if we did provide that service? I can just see all the liberry employees driving golf carts around town picking up (and hey, why not delivering) books. One big deposit collection for the statistics!