Me-- I don't see that in our catalog. Do you think it could possibly be Old Man and the Sea?
Girl-- No, I'm pretty sure it's Dead Man at Sea. Let me show you my syllabus-- which said-- Old Man and the Sea!
Guy-- Do you have music from Royal Pain?
He was really looking for music by House of Pain.
Mr. Purple Book-- I need to ask you something that's a secret. Oh, never mind. I'll ask you tomorrow. What time are you open?
Woman walks by desk just after the "we're closing in 10 minutes" announcement and says-- I can't believe no one moves after that announcement. That's hilarious!