Me: Do you have a real estate agent?
Man: Oh no. I don't want them to take all my money.
Me: We have books on for sale by owner.
Man: No, I don't want those. I want you to show me how to find a buyer for my 17 acres of ocean view land, even if they are in Japan.
... then he asked me if I'd be interested in buying the land or know someone who would be interested.
Not a service we provide.