Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Someone wrote on it:
[I'm talkin' 'bout the Rumsfeld-f***]*
and on the other side, a phone number for a "Dr. Ready"
*there were no asterisks in the original
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Am I allowed to look at these newspapers?
How do I get a library card?
Art exhibit application
Can I have a pencil?
Notice was sent; item in transit.
I'm confused, the library is so confusing.
Central office for AA meetings
Don't understand the reservation system.
Do you have a ruler
Virtual reference-when is the item ready for pickup?
VR-- Card is no longer in the database. (I love VR this time of the year because it's so slow in the liberry-- and we can respond instantly!).
Andy Williams Christmas Album
Mariah Carey CDs
Bow Wow CD
Is that the only movies you guys have?
Monday, December 13, 2010
How do I get a library card? I want to buy some books and rent the internet computer. (filled out the form)... me: Do you have your id? No, I’m 19. I left it at the college because they told me I needed one.
I ordered a DVD about bees. Where is it?
2 movies we don’t have
Pictures of William the Conqueror
Virtual reference—can’t order books going to brand new branch because they are part of the opening day collection.
The liberry had a table for customers to write holiday cards for the troops. I found some inappropriate ones, like, Dear Service Member, I am __ and I’m an alcoholic. Pop bottles to freedom!
I want to print out some dragonballz pictures. How do I get on a computer?
Printing unemployment forms; our printer lost them
Nolo book & crockpot cooking
Do you have Mariah Carey Merry Christmas?
Man about 60-- know what I forgot to ask? Bus schedules... do them make them anymore? I show him where the schedules are and he says COOL! COOL! COOL!
Customer: Is it cold in here or is it me? It is freezing!
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Sunday, December 05, 2010
--Can you turn the internet filter off for me?
--“If the word ‘foot’ is called singular, what do you call ‘feet’?”
--Nice guy wants me to look up his account, but accidentally gives me his NRA membership card instead of his library card. He also says the author Richard Marcinko used to be his Navy SEAL instructor. “He was kind of a character.”
--Looking for two books with the same name: Hunting Evil. “One’s about Nazis and the other one’s about a serial killer.”
--Where are the oversized books?
--How can I get on the internet?
--(takes 3 tissues) “…Hi.”
--“I need some books on hip-hop of the 1990s. I mean, the 1970s. Or just on the history of hip-hop, I don’t know.”
--Needs an article in Arabic about the singer Umm Kulthum.
--Singular/plural guy wants to know the difference between ‘dear’, ‘dare’, and ‘deer’.
--Can we order Thriller and Paula Abdul’s greatest hits?
--“My son wants the book The Postman.”
--Mr Purple Book shows up: “Is that the right time right there, 8 minutes to 1?”
--Books on how to probate an estate
--Writing an essay about new types of writing, e.g. texting, vs old types.
--Someone has moved Who Moved My Cheese? but we find it in the back room.