Today "Peter" came to the liberry. He was wearing a button down shirt, a vest, a pair of khakis, & tennis shoes.
Peter: Do you work here?
Peter: Know how I know?
Amy: My badge?
Peter: Hi, I'm Peter. (He had the limpest handshake ever). Those are really nice shoes.
Peter: Do you have any cowboy boots at home?
Amy: No, I don't.
Peter: Well you should really go to (name a boot store) and get some for Halloween, or maybe you can get some for Christmas.
Amy: OK, thanks.
He had the same conversation with at least 2 other staff members.