[a few really boring questions removed throughout]
Can I use this flyer for scratch paper? (No. )
Night Custodian exam book?
We need more sign-in sheets for the study group
Mr. Purple Book wants to know when the mall opens.
Unlawful detainer—what are the loopholes?
What is the book that comes before “Kings of the North” by Elizabeth Moon? And do you have a book called “Gift of Life” by I don’t know the author?
Wants various movies on VHS—is that the one with the two holes in the middle?
Looking for “Jewels of the Sea” by Nora Roberts, which is the sequel to “Jewels of the Sun”. Will not believe that it’s actually called “Heart of the Sea”.
I think this is my cushion that I left here.
Guy at a computer: Do you have to put your library card in here for it to work?
Where’s the true crime section?
Turns out, computer guy meant it literally and stuck his card in the disk drive. Forceps time!
Do you have a place I can advertise for an Arabic tutor?
“American Album” by Oliver Jensen
SRDS Advertising Source? (We haven’t had it since 2007, so I send her to [Big City] Library downtown.)
We need information on volcanoes. Just stuff about it.
Where would I find a book on archery, if you had one?
Do you have, like, a dictionary that I can sit and use? I forgot mine and I want to use it to look up words.
I find her the Collected Stories and Complete Novels of Eudora Welty and she says Oh you are so wonderful! I knew I would have success!
What’s 9.55% of $4460?