Woman: Strange things have been happening at my house and I've lived there for 10 years.
Me (knowing that this is a question I can't answer): What sorts of things?
Woman: Eerie things that just don't seem right.
Rob (the computer tech who happens to be fixing the other reference pc): You mean TAPS?
Woman: Yes, exactly! The assessors office told me to come here and ask you about that.
Yeah, just ask the liberrians. They'll know for sure.