Last night Mr. Purple Book came to the desk many times. Mostly to ask if the clock above the desk is really the right time. A couple highlights:
MPB: Know what happened to me today? Someone stole my Mt. Dew. I had it on the picnic table outside. I walked away and when I came back it was gone.
Me: Maybe they thought you were done with it if you just walked away.
MPB: Or maybe they were just being mean. That's what I think.
MPB: Is this book new? I've never seen it before in the whole library. And it's about career aptitude tests- yeah, and it is interesting too ... I saw another book a couple days ago, but this one is still new. See? It's got the stamp on the side. See what I mean?