Friday, July 22, 2011


Yesterday Matilda and Marian went through the security incident folder in the shared drive and sent me some tremendously entertaining titles of our reports. Here they are:
  • US Marshal
  • Kids Threatened
  • Flasher
  • Flasher Follow-Up
  • Fight in Courtyard
  • Runaway
  • Syringe Found
  • Marijuana Bus Stop
  • Internet Vandalism
  • Two Men Smoking Marijuana
  • Marijuana Pipe
  • Intoxicated Male Escorted Out
  • Man Lingering in Men’s Room
  • Cash Shortage
  • Vandalism with Feces in Men’s Restroom
  • Juvenile Confronted by Her Mother
  • Man Caught Clogging Toilets
  • Fight and Suicide Threat
  • Man Approaches Teen in Car
  • Stolen Mouse
  • Death Threat
  • Methamphetamine Found
  • Tie Dye and Angry Mother
  • Unattended Black Briefcase


LibraryTales said...

Oh my god, I would love to hear some of these stories for my blog!

Sultana said...

Tie Dye and Angry Mother has to be my personal fav! Love this blog and it makes me feel better working as a tour guide at the TX State Capitol - the public is always entertaining on the other side of the information counter.

A. Librarian said...

The minute I read "Flasher" and then "Flasher-Follow Up" I bursted out laughing!

WeeHermione said...

I feel like Tie Dye and the Angry Mothers would be a great name for a band.

Ouisghian Zodahs said...

About half of these sound like they would be excellent book titles!

kelli said...

... or band names...

Rants and Raves said...

I think "Unattended Black Briefcase" would be a great band name. "Vandalism with Feces" runs a close second.