Thursday, July 21, 2011

We Haven't Refgrunt For The Longest Time

Books on biblical archaeology

Where is Hartsel, CO?

Russian/English books with pictures.

What language do they speak in Uzbekistan?

The microfilm machine won’t print correctly, again.

Where did you go to high school? (He knows a guy whose daughter I knew)

Can I take a typing test here?

Phone: I saw your name in the article in the paper—can you tell me more about that?

Other branch wants last Monday’s newspaper—it’s disappeared.

Memoirs of Holocaust survivors (NOT their children)

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

More memoirs of Holocaust survivors

How many books can you check out?

Janet Evanovich romances, and local phone books

Resume printing

Where are the books on CD?

Battle Los Angeles on DVD

Guide to Global Conspiracy by David Icke and The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test


A book with forms for establishing guardianship

Conspiracy lady would also like anything by Umberto Eco, and the sequels to 2001 by Arthur C Clarke

(To a guy furiously playing a handheld videogame: Hey man, do you mind not singing along to your iPod? Thanks!)

Where are Ellen Hopkins’s books?

ASVAB test prep

4 comments:

iamironman said...

You should hip conspiracy lady to Robert Anton Wilson.

Marian The said...

For serious!

iamironman said...

Reader's Advisory at its finest.

Marian The said...

She sounds like an interesting person, right?