Guy about 35 standing next to the scratch paper bin & touching the paper.
Me: Can I help you?
Guy: It says scratch paper, so that's what I'm doing. Scratching the paper. Hey, how much is it to print a page?
Me: Fifteen cents.
Guy: And do you have a stapler?
Me: Yes, over there.
Guy: Do you charge by the staple?
Me: ha ha.