Woman: Hi, I'm looking for a book written by an Irishman. His first name starts with an E and his last name has 2 syllables. It might be E-i-o-n or E-o-i-n or something. He usually writes children's books, but this one is a new adult fiction book.
Me: Is it Plugged by Eoin Colfer?
Woman: Yes! Exactly! That was good.