MPB: (Comes up to desk with Hypoglycemia For Dummies) What 's hypoglycemia?
Me: It's basically low blood sugar.
MPB: Well, how much sugar should you eat in a day?
Me: It depends...
MPB: Is that, like cocaine sugar? Like C&H?
Me: I think you mean cane sugar.
MPB: Is that legal? Like, can you put it on your cereal?