Book Emergency

Grandma carrying kid comes to the desk.

Grandma:  We have a book emergency.  (plops the kid on the desk and says) Jason, tell the lady what you are looking for.
Jason:  whispers to his Grandma
Grandma:  Jason, do you know the title?
Jason:  Yeah.
Grandma:  What is it?
Jason:  Whispers something
Grandma:  asks him to speak up
Jason:  Two dogs two.
Me:  I don't see anything with that title.  What else can you tell me about the book?
Jason:  It's Two Dogs Two.  The dog is smelly like a sock.

He was looking for My Dog is as Smelly as Dirty Socks by Hanoch Piven.