Grandma carrying kid comes to the desk.
Grandma: We have a book emergency. (plops the kid on the desk and says) Jason, tell the lady what you are looking for.
Jason: whispers to his Grandma
Grandma: Jason, do you know the title?
Grandma: What is it?
Jason: Whispers something
Grandma: asks him to speak up
Jason: Two dogs two.
Me: I don't see anything with that title. What else can you tell me about the book?
Jason: It's Two Dogs Two. The dog is smelly like a sock.
He was looking for My Dog is as Smelly as Dirty Socks by Hanoch Piven.